tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-71978001130752939062024-03-13T02:35:03.386-07:00Famous JokesSukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.comBlogger45125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7197800113075293906.post-32873503704730267422016-12-18T10:14:00.000-08:002016-12-18T10:18:44.262-08:00Monkeys VS CATS (HD) [Trip Burger Pets]<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="color: red;">Monkeys VS Cats</span> - <span style="color: blue;">They are so Funny</span>!</span></div>
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Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7197800113075293906.post-78177918315971233332016-03-24T09:23:00.000-07:002016-03-24T09:23:24.171-07:00अरे हमें तो अपनों ने लूटा<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;">अरे हमें तो</span> <span style="color: blue;">अपनों ने लूटा</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;">गैरों में</span> <span style="color: blue;">कहाँ दम था</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">मुझे जिस एम्बुलेन्स में डाला</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: blue;">उसका पेट्रोल ख़त्म था</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">मुझे रिक्शे में इसलिए बैठाया</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-size: large;">क्योंकि उसका किराया कम था</span></div>
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">मुझे डॉक्टरों ने उठाया</span></div>
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<span style="color: blue; font-size: large;">नर्सों में कहाँ दम था</span></div>
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">मुझे जिस बेड पर लेटाया</span></div>
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<span style="color: red; font-size: large;">और मुझे सड़क में दफनाया</span></div>
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1. मांग भरने की सजा कुछ इस कदर पा रहा हूँ</div>
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की मांग पूरी करते-करते,</div>
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अब मांग-मांग के खा रहा हूँ..</div>
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2. पापा: बेटी, बड़ी हो के क्या करोगी?</div>
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बेटी: शादी...</div>
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पापा: गलत बात है...</div>
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अभी से किसी का बुरा नहीं सोचते.!</div>
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3. पति ने पान खरीद के पत्नी को खाने के लिए दिया.</div>
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पत्नी: अरे...</div>
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आप ने तो अपने लिए लिया ही नहीं..!</div>
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पति: में तो ऐसे ही खामोश रह सकता हूँ..</div>
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4. बीवी क्या होती है?</div>
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बीवी भगवन के प्रसाद जैसे होती है,</div>
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जिसमे चाहते हुए भी कोई नुक्स नहीं निकाल सकते;</div>
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श्रद्धा और मज़बूरी के साथ चुपचाप खाए जाओ...!</div>
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5. पत्नी: मैंने सुना है की स्वर्ग में पुरुषो को अप्सराए मिलती है..</div>
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औरतो को क्या मिलता है?</div>
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पति: कुछ नहीं; उपरवाला सिर्फ दुखी लोगो की ही सुनता है..!</div>
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6. पत्नी: मैंने सुना है की स्वर्ग में पति-पत्नी को साथ में रहेने नहीं देते...</div>
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पति: पगली, तभी तो उसे स्वर्ग कहेते है.!</div>
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7. मतदान करने के लिए उम्र 18 साल, और शादी के लिए 21 साल...</div>
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ऐसा क्यू?</div>
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क्यू की, सरकार जानती है, की</div>
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बीवी संभालना,</div>
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वो मुल्क सँभालने ज्यादा मुश्किल है.!</div>
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8. FRIEND is- Asian Paints = जो दुनिया बदल दे...</div>
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GIRLFRIEND is- Everest Masala = जो टेस्ट में बेस्ट...</div>
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WIFE is-- Mosquito Coil जो कोने-कोने से ढूंढ के मारे !</div>
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9. ज़िन्दगी के शुरुआत "S" से होती है:</div>
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S से सूरज, सुबह, शाम, समय,....</div>
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उसके बाद: S से सगाई, शादी, फिर सांस, ससुर, साला, साली,</div>
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और फिर सत्यiनाश.!</div>
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10. पति: डार्लिंग, तुम खूबसूरत होती जा रही हो...</div>
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पत्नी (खुश हो कर, रसोईघर में से): तुमने कैसे जाना?</div>
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पति: तुम्हे देख कर रोटियां भी जलने लगी है..</div>
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11. किसी को उसके फटे हुए जूते, मैले कपडे, पुरानी घडी, उतरा हुआ मुंह,.</div>
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इत्यादि चीजो से उसे गरीब ना मानो....</div>
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हो सकता है, की वो आदमी शादीशुदा हो.</div>
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12. बहनकी बिदाई पर छोटा भाई बोला:</div>
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“पापा, दीदी रो रही है लेकीन जीजु तो नही रो रहे !</div>
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“बेटा, दीदी गेट तक रोएगी, जीजु कब्र तक रोएगा.”</div>
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13. एक आदमी ज्योतिषसे बोला.“मेरी शादी क्यों नही हो रही है?</div>
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ज्योतिष बोला,“कैसे होगी पगले?</div>
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कुन्डलीमें सुख ही सुख जो लीखा है!</div>
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14. मरीझ: उम्र लम्बी करनेका कोई तरीका बताईये|</div>
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डॉक्टर: शादी कर लो </div>
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मरीझ: ईससे उम्र लम्बी हो जायगी?</div>
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डॉक्टर: नही,पर दो फायदे जरुर होंगे...</div>
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१. लम्बी झिदगीकी ख्वाईश खत्म हो जायेगी |</div>
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२. बची-कूची झिंदगी लम्बी लगने लगेगी </div>
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15. पत्नी: जानु, क्या मैं तुम्हारे सपनोमें आती हूं?</div>
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पति: बिलकुल नही |</div>
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पत्नी: क्यों ?</div>
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पति: मैं हनुमान चालीसा पठकर सोता हूं |</div>
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16. अविवाहित लडका: मुझे शादी नही करनी, मुझे सब औरतो से डर लगता है |</div>
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पिता: कर ले बेटा,</div>
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फिर एक ही औरत से डर लगेगा और बाकी सब अच्छी लगेगी |</div>
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17. पति: तेरे बापकी जले पर नमक छीडकनेकी आदत गई नही |</div>
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पत्नी: क्यों क्या हुआ?</div>
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पति: आज फिर से पूछ रहा था,</div>
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Watch out live jokes and poem of Kumar Vishwas in Hisar during his visit to Panchayat Bhawan (Hisar) on 15 December 2013.</div>
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Kumar Vishwas is a well-known Hindi Poet and a professor of Hindi Literature from Pilkhuwa, Ghaziabad, Uttar Pradesh. </div>
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Vishvas is a Poet of Hindi language. He is a poet of Shringara-Ras (Romantic Genre). He has participated in several Kavi sammelan and is a very renowned poet. </div>
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His fan communities on social networking websites like Facebook have largest number of fans as compared to other Hindi poets.</div>
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Besides being a known face among Hindi-knowing people across the world as a Poet, Dr Kumar Vishvas has been involving himself in several Social works and political movements like AAP.</div>
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Vishvas has been performing regularly in Kavi sammelan all over India and abroad. Besides performing in almost all parts of India, Dr Kumar Vishvas has also performed in countries like USA, Dubai, Singapore, Japan, Muscat, Abu Dhabi, Nepal.</div>
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Kitty feeling Lazy </div>
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Har Hath Lollypop, Har Hath Revdi (Rahul Gandhi Congress's Hasiba B. Amin Spoof) (Funny) (Hindi)</div>
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Watch Bharti Singh and Kapil Sharma's comedy at Celebrity Cricket League 2013.</div>
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Funny Cat</div>
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Hindi Shayri by Dr Kumar Vishwas (IIT Kharagpur) (Spring
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She knew my Facbook Password!</div>
</div>Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7197800113075293906.post-88581151333444031462013-03-06T04:24:00.000-08:002013-03-06T04:24:09.998-08:00The Bathtub Test<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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During a visit to the mental
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teacup.” “No.” said the director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
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<li>Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father! </li>
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Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7197800113075293906.post-8612272944233633182013-03-02T13:24:00.002-08:002013-03-02T13:24:20.837-08:00The common man finally gets his way<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The Common Man finally gets his Way.
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I left home and came to this bar. When I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."</div>
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Angry German Kid<o:p></o:p></div>
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Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7197800113075293906.post-81808568859503609692013-01-01T12:03:00.000-08:002013-01-01T12:03:01.131-08:00Application for Employment (Funny Letter)<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwT5NF6aIkDdXCYmpztf2PYx91o12nkpbju_prF45fhPPb1Y5Hia66D8QEOxCW57pJ7RMR9B_ihBhmw2N24nJPEYc-pYbhDLJIB2ezzABO_Kx4wWvTX9HYnP26_HVhmTdpm40LBaB8w84/s1600/576745_3533988464991_1130672667_3476934_1766014879_n-2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwT5NF6aIkDdXCYmpztf2PYx91o12nkpbju_prF45fhPPb1Y5Hia66D8QEOxCW57pJ7RMR9B_ihBhmw2N24nJPEYc-pYbhDLJIB2ezzABO_Kx4wWvTX9HYnP26_HVhmTdpm40LBaB8w84/s1600/576745_3533988464991_1130672667_3476934_1766014879_n-2.jpg" /></a></div><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;">Application for Employment (Funny Letter)<o:p></o:p></div></div>Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7197800113075293906.post-70748209337975977792013-01-01T12:01:00.000-08:002013-01-01T12:01:15.744-08:00Bride for My Son<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7197800113075293906.post-35715863333630308952013-01-01T11:58:00.000-08:002013-01-01T11:58:32.793-08:00Interview of Santa<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<li><b>Interviewer : </b>Let me check your word Power.</li>
<li><b>Santa : </b>Okay Sir.</li>
<li><b>Interviewer :</b> Tell me the opposite of good.</li>
<li><b>Santa :</b> Bad</li>
<li><b>Interviewer :</b> Come</li>
<li><b>Santa :</b> Go.</li>
<li><b>Interviewer : </b>Ugly.</li>
<li><b>Santa : </b>Pichlli.</li>
<li><b>Interviewer :</b> PICHLLIIIII?</li>
<li><b>Santa : </b>UGLYYYYYYYYY.</li>
<li><b>Interviewer :</b> Shut Up.</li>
<li><b>Santa :</b> Keep Talking.</li>
<li><b>Interviewer : </b>Okay now stop all this.</li>
<li><b>Santa : </b>Now carry on all this.</li>
<li><b>Interviewer : </b>What the Hell is wrong with you?</li>
<li><b>Santa : </b>What the heaven is right with you.</li>
<li><b>Interviewer :</b> Get Out.</li>
<li><b>Santa :</b> Come In.</li>
<li><b>Interviewer : </b>Oh my God.</li>
<li><b>Santa : </b>Oh my Devil.</li>
<li><b>Interviewer : </b>You are Rejected.</li>
<li><b>Santa :</b> I m selected...</li>
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Thank you so much Sir!</div>
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Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7197800113075293906.post-70947529796598096342013-01-01T11:27:00.000-08:002013-01-01T11:27:00.026-08:00Letter from Husband (who is abroad) to Wife<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Dear Sweetheart,<br />
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I can not send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.<br />
You are my sweetheart<br />
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Your husband,</div>
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Arun<br />
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Dearest sweetheart,<br />
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Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.<br />
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1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.<br />
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.<br />
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.</div>
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4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him Some other items……. ….</div>
5. Other expenses 40 kisses<br />
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Please do not worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can complete the month using this balance.<br />
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Shall I plan same way for next months, Please Advise!!!<br />
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Your Sweet Heart<o:p></o:p></div>
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Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7197800113075293906.post-39373947498719691262013-01-01T11:20:00.000-08:002013-01-01T11:20:21.936-08:00Killing English<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<li style="text-align: justify;">Principal to student..." I saw you yesterday rotating near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? "</li>
<li>Class teacher once said :" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"</li>
<li>Once Hindi teacher said...."I'm going out of the world to <st1:country -region="-region">America</st1:country>.."</li>
<li>"Don't Try To Talk In Front Of My Back.."</li>
<li>Don't..laugh at the back benches...other wise teeth and all will be fallen down.....</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">It was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. And then she said " why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)</li>
<li>Teacher in a furious mood... write down your name and father of your name!!</li>
<li>"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"</li>
<li>My manager started like this "Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"</li>
<li>"Will you hang that calendar or else I’ll hang myself"</li>
<li>Librarian Scolde ," If u will talk again , I will kneel down outside"</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">Chemistry HOD comes and tells us... "My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"</li>
<li>Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father.</li>
<li>"Why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"</li>
<li>Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code.. "I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??</li>
<li style="text-align: justify;">Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class.. "Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"</li>
<li>Once teacher told "If you Talk so loudly I will stand uping you"</li>
<li>Teacher to students: don’t spit outside, the understanding people will suffer</li>
<li>I have 3 daughters, All are girl.</li>
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Sukhdev Tanejahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08652057809269966725noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7197800113075293906.post-15568898559670466892013-01-01T11:16:00.000-08:002013-01-01T11:16:33.957-08:00A Letter of Banta Singh to Bill Gates about Windows Problem?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Date : 1 April 2011</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Subject : Problems with my new computer </span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">Dear Mr. Bill Gates,</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">We bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice..</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;"> </span></div>
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<span class="text_exposed_show" style="background-color: white; display: inline; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px;">1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.<br />
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3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.</div>
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4. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when will you provide that? </div>
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5. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when will you provide the remaining items?</div>
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6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single picture of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.</div>
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7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC only at home.</div>
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8. You provide 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?<br />
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9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after office hours. </div>
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Regards,<br />
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Last one Mr. Bill Gates<br />
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PS : Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS?</span> </div>
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