Wednesday, March 6, 2013

She knew my Facbook Password!


She knew my Facbook Password!

The Bathtub Test


During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said the director, “we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a tea-spoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub.”

“Oh, I understand,” I said. “A normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the teacup.” “No.” said the director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?”

Saturday, March 2, 2013

Bihar School Teacher's killer English


  • Pick up the paper and fall in the dust-bin!
  • Both of you three, stand together separately! 
  • Will you hang that calendar or I'll "Hang Myself!" 
  • Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father! 
  • Why are you looking at the monkey outside when Im in the class...?
  • I have 2 daughters: both are girls. 
  • Stand in the middle of the corner!

The common man finally gets his way



The Common Man finally gets his Way.

Worst Day of Life



There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink . He stays like that for half-hour.

Then, this big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.

The poor man starts crying.

The truck driver says: " Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."

"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life.

First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car,

I found out it was stolen.

The police, they said they couldn't do anything.

I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my wallet in the cab.

I got home only to find my wife was with the gardener.

I left home and came to this bar. When I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."

angry german kid



Angry German Kid
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