Wednesday, March 6, 2013
The Bathtub Test
During a visit to the mental
asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient
should be institutionalized. “Well,” said the director, “we fill up a bathtub,
then we offer a tea-spoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or
her to empty the bathtub.”
“Oh, I understand,” I said. “A
normal person would use the bucket because it’s bigger than the spoon or the
teacup.” “No.” said the director, “A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?”
Saturday, March 2, 2013
Bihar School Teacher's killer English
- Pick up the paper and fall in the dust-bin!
- Both of you three, stand together separately!
- Will you hang that calendar or I'll "Hang Myself!"
- Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father!
- Why are you looking at the monkey outside when Im in the class...?
- I have 2 daughters: both are girls.
- Stand in the middle of the corner!
Worst Day of Life
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink . He stays like that for half-hour.
Then, this big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.
The poor man starts crying.
The truck driver says: " Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't see a man crying."
"No, it's not that. Today is the worst day of my life.
First, I overslept and was late to an important meeting. My boss, outrageous, fired me. When I left the building to my car,
I found out it was stolen.
The police, they said they couldn't do anything.
I got a cab to return home, and after I paid the cab driver and the cab had gone, I found that I left my wallet in the cab.
I got home only to find my wife was with the gardener.
I left home and came to this bar. When I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison ..."
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